Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Geeks and Nerds Are Sexy Manifesto!

The following email lament to my friend, and his subsequent "quit whining and do it yourself!" reply, spurred me to create this very blog you're reading now, and as such, I view it as a bit of a manifesto for our geekophile cause!   

To: Friend
From: Sarah
Date: March 2011
Subject: I'm looking for a few good men... 

...geeky men. On film. X-rated film, that is.

This is the age of the Internet, which is RUN by geeks.  This is the age of the anything-goes, sub-sub-genre, micro-fetish adult film ("Furries Washing Dishes in Maid-Cat Costumes, But Only On Sundays In The Rectory After Church - Vol. 5").  So WHY is it so difficult to find good adult film with sexy nerdy boys in it?!  I demand my Geek Porn!

And when I say Geek Porn, I don't mean bad actors dressed up like Mr. Spock and Capt. Kirk.  I also don't mean bad actresses with fake tits being "geeky" because their too-tiny shirts have pocket protectors on them (although that can be its own brand of hot).  I mean somebody needs to upload some real-life skinny boys fixing computers (or something) and then getting paid in blow jobs on amateur video to YouPorn!!

I mean, WHY in god's name would I want to fuck the proverbial pizza guy when I could fuck the guy who can build robots and have an intelligent conversation?? Give me some CREDIT here, adult entertainment industry! 

Am I really like Frankenstein's monster, doomed to walk the earth lowing and wailing in my lonely quest for my adult video companion???  I canNOT be the only person in this demographic.  Ok, and even IF the sexy geeks haven't yet met people like me IRL, don't you think at least SOME of them would be egotistical enough to make the videos, in the HOPE that geekophiles/Geek Groupies like me actually exist?!?

Some may say, "The thing you desire exists in real life; why do you need a porno for it?"  And to them, I say, "What's it to YOU, asshole? You've got all the White Girls Sucking Big Black Cock videos you can handle*, and THOSE things exist in real life, too!  So show me the website that glorifies geeks in all their sexy glory, or shut the fuck up!" 

~ Sarah

So Geek Groupies, I implore you to unite!  You have nothing to lose but poorly-written smut and unsatisfying porn! 

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